
The girls were pretending that Lauren was a puppy and Anna was her owner. Anna was instructing her "puppy" on what to do. It went like this, "Beg, sit, roll-over,
paint." Paint, pant, same difference.
Lauren ran up to me and said, "Mommy, I counted to eleventeen!"
Anna informed me that God must have given Jacob a smiley bone since he smiles so much.
Watching the Memorial Day concert, Anna said, "Hey, there's the Statue of Delivery!"
Doug has been buying different vitamins for the girls. The last batch he came home with was a jar of Flintstone multivitamins. The girls are always anxious to see "who" they got. This morning, Anna picked hers up and said, "Oh, I got Bob again." Bob, Fred, same difference.
Lauren told me she was the cops and she was going to "re-lest" me.
According to Anna, 1+1=One for each.
We were playing outside and Lauren kept saying, "Mommy, I'm spoiled. I am spoiled!" Again, spoiled, boiling, same difference.
We went out for lunch at Utopia Grill last week, next to Ruby Tuesday's. Anna read the Ruby Tuesday's sign and said, "Mommy, Daddy, I want to go to
Rubby Tuesday's instead." We stuck with Utopia Grill though and while Doug was ordering for us, the girls perused the different drink choices. Anna read the options for Lauren. They came back to the table and Lauren informed me she wanted a "Month Dew" while Anna would be having a "Dr. Pepper Diet". We finally got our sandwiches and mine and Doug's came with the long toothpicks that hold the sandwich together. The girls wanted to play with them. Anna kept trying to get Lauren's so she would have two. Lauren offered it but then kept taking it back. Anna finally decided she'd had enough and said, "Fine, Miss Snippy Pants, just keep it!!"
I've been putting Jake's feet together and touching his belly with them. Every time I do it, I say, "Namaste". I overheard Anna the other day while doing the same moves but instead she said, "Nama-steak!"
I noticed the girls seemed extra tired the other morning when we got up. Before too long, Anna told me, "Mommy, we watched an entire episode of Little Bill last night." I knew they hadn't watched it before we went to bed. So, I asked her when she had watched it. She told me they had both gotten out of bed (I tucked them in 3 times that night) after I went to sleep and watched it in the playroom. I was shocked and asked, "So, what time did you finally go to bed?" She responded, "I don't know. I don't know how to tell time yet!"