Any time Jacob is outside wreaking havoc with the water hose and you attempt to open the sliding glass door to turn the water off, this is what you're met with.
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Me: Did you have sweet dreams?
Jacob: Yes.
Me: What did you dream about?
Jacob: Monkeys.
Anna: Lauren, will you play restaurant with me?
Lauren: No.
Anna: Please play restaurant with me!!
Lauren: Okay, but I want to be a police officer.
Anna: Fine, I'll have a doughnut shop.
Speaking of doughnuts, the kids have discovered the wonder that is Krispy Kreme. I know they're bad for us and we try not to go too often but boy, are they ever delicious. When we go, Jacob always tell us he wants a "sprinkler" doughnut.
On the 4th of July, when we sat down to eat I asked the kids if they knew why we celebrated the 4th. They yelled out "freedom" and "independence". I then asked them, "Freedom and independence from what?" The answers ranged from "George Washington to Thomas Edison to Thomas Jefferson to Abraham Lincoln". Obviously, we had to have a talk.
Driving to San Luis Obispo last weekend Jacob kept saying, "Are we going on a trip?" Everytime we said "yes", he would say, "Yeah! I see the trip!" Anna kept asking how much longer before we were there. Doug said, "You knew it was going to be a long drive, right? We're almost in southern California." Anna said, "Wait, what??!! Did we drive through Mexico?" Doug just looked at her and said, "Oh, boy!"
Jacob has been listening to my heart lately. When I ask him what my heart is saying, he says (with a funky beat to his words) it goes "Boom, Boom-boom, Boom-boom-da-boom". I told him my heart is really saying, "Ja-cob, Ja-cob." He responded, "Here you listen to mine now. It's saying 'Mo-mmy, Mo-mmy.'"
We were at the movie theater recently and a little girl in the row in front of us kept looking at Jacob. He turned to me and said, "That little girl keeps looking at me. She thinks me so handsome."